fruffian: why isn’t anyone unhealthily obsessed with me
stalkerfangirl: my-nerdiverse: ...
-annoying: i wanna play twister with someone really hot oops i fell & touched your whole body
that-wouldbeme: the-worst-url: theyellowbrickroad: who has the worst url on tumblr.com that would be me say that to my face motherfucker i dare you
shineedubudino: blinging-jh: Minho kissed Onew, with that puppysaurus behind trying to hold back his laughter? Or holding back his tears Minho. Dat ASS.
takealettermaria: did they send me daughters when i asked for sons??????
ineloquentformalities: what-my-dreams-are-made-of: madehimsaycomfychairs: i was talking to my boyfriend and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal but i couldn’t think of it’s name so i said ‘sea pancake’ manta ray. manta ray is the word i was looking for. SCREEEEECH
Girl: My hands are so cold.
Boy: Let me warm them up, babe. *holds hands tightly*
Me: My hands are so cold.
Me: *puts hands underneath hot laptop*
embrace-the-ghei: era-of-kpop: ...
underthemistletoegranger: I just miss Harry Potter.
jillbiden: So I guess the KKK has said that they think Westboro Baptist Church is going too far with picketing the funerals of the children. You know you’ve gone too far when the KKK thinks you’re going too far. Jesus.
woofuckingjiho: block b more like block brainless
gramarye: if this isnt ur reaction everytime i come online u need 2 go
imakegavindance: when 12 year olds have been in more relationships than you
pigsonmars: I’ve decided on the 21st I am going to ironically use the phrase ‘don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world’ as many times as possible
mataring: taylor swift isnt really country music and she isnt really pop shes her own genre of music i think its called “help im stuck im middle school and i have this guitar?????”
the-street-king: koishy: last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died I have been waiting all year to reblog this
turtleducklings: so i wore my my marvel superheroes sweater to disneyland today and the old man who scanned my pass at the front gate saw it and was like ‘hey, marvel! that’s ours now!’ with this huge grin on his face and then his voice got really serious and he said ‘next: the world.’
gay-mo: disclaimer: If any of the famous people I admire find this blog….I do really like and respect you but at the same time you’re really bangable so there’s that too.
capturethefag: How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart
circletines: my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard
chibisokka: frankly I’d like to know what happened to the emperor’s previous groove